18 November 2005
All right, we all know you're thinking it. As a proactive measure, I've decided to provide answers to that question that I know I will be asked over the holidays. So, if you dare ask "WHEN ARE DON AND NICOLE GETTING ENGAGED?" here's a list of the responses you may receive:
_We're not. We're just going to date for the rest of our lives.
_I believe marriage is just the government's way of tracking two people at once and refuse to be monitored by those criminals.
_When YOU donate some money for a ring.
_As soon as Don gets over his affliction for attractive women and I stop using men for their money so I can feed my gambling addiction.
_We're too young to get married. We can't even pay our own bills.
_When we're someplace more romantic than Manhattan.
_We're not even out of college. Geez!
_When you stop being nosey.
And, my personal favorite:
_Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
You've been warned. [I had some help with some of these :)]