21 June 2010

romper mourning

All I want is to traipse around the city this summer in a cool and comfy romper. But I can't. Because they look 100% stupid on me. Surely I am exaggerating? I assure you I am not.

Long torso (like one that requires a long torso sized one-piece swimsuit) plus short legs plus curves equals frumpy looking in a romper. And I have a strict anti-frump policy.

Unless I find one with an empire waist, they are all a no-go.

I wish it weren't so, because this has my name all over it (you know, if Nicole meant tall and uncurvy).