These gaudy things are all over our house. Which I guess I wouldn't hate so much if A] I hadn't gone to design school and B] my parents hadn't installed them in our suburban split-level ranch in the 90's... (can't wait for my dad to call me a snob in the comments...)
Today, I just ordered a beautiful Artemis ceiling fan. This will be our new view:
Shipping in 2-3 days! I'm so excited.